“I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.” - Abraham Lincoln Truth is, my worries are a fraction of what ol’ Abe was facing right smack in the middle of the Civil War when he wrote these words, paraphrasing the poet Lord Byron’s Don Juan. And, just the same, that … Continue reading Bam, Perspective!
It was one of those days when I found myself out of just about everything. I was squeezing the toothpaste tube best I could to get that last sticky mouthful swiped across my chompers, the shampoo bottle had been flatulent for days, farting loudly as I attempted to get enough for just one more hair … Continue reading The Universe Brought Me Q-tips
Yesterday I woke up to a text from my bank saying that my account had reached below zero dollars. And I was pissed. I knew that couldn't be right -and not because I had never been in that position before. If anything, I've had a lifelong bullshit love/hate relationship with money. I've maintained and amassed … Continue reading Ballin’, Bitches
That Winston Churchill guy really knew what he was talking about. Okay, I suppose this is one of his lesser "important" quotes, considering his role in the history of the world, but still! Important it is! Because not only does his wisdom speak truth about the audacity of leaving a rockin' party before the good times … Continue reading Interpretation of a Semisonic Song
Perspective. Personally, I find it to be a bitch of a reality, mostly because I want mine to always be the "right" one. But, since it seems two or more people can look at the exact same thing, and each see something entirely different, that surely isn't always the case. But I'm right, dammit! Unfortunately, by … Continue reading Waxing Objectivity
I'll admit it: I've had a shit last few days. The stress present in my life is palpable, and only overshadowed by my occasional ignorance of it, as I drown myself in whatever escape I can find for an elusive break from reality. Still, this- like most stress-worthy matters, is temporary. We will find a … Continue reading To Me: A Reminder
