In just 14 days, that big ol' magic half-century age of five-oh will readily become five-one, and another trip around the sun will end, sending me off on the next 365 days of unknown. As I'm prone to do - especially as I get older, I take a look back at the last year, recogninze … Continue reading Don’t Believe Everything You Think

My beautiful Mama left this planet / plane of existance / dimension / video game simulation / holodeck almost 18 years ago. She was very sick, in the end, and her death came as her body found containing her spirit to be too damn exhausting anymore. So she took her final breath, and all of … Continue reading 6262

My girl Brenda, one of the BIC members and a friend of more than 30 years, has a very weird indulgence for her sweet tooth. It involves the ever delicious Oreos with a dollop of plain ol' yellow mustard. Since I love her, I won't judge her, but it seems this odd little habit should've … Continue reading Nom Nom… Huh?

There are a lot of really cool things I can do with my tongue but rolling my R's isn't one of them. I know, I know- I've heard it all before and a million times over: Lightly place your tongue on the roof of your mouth, relax and blow softly. There are so many dirty … Continue reading V for Vucking Vendetta

Two days ago I left San Diego and one of my life-long besties to continue my journey trippin' with Trix. Our time with Sarah in SoCal was amazing, filled with stupid shenanigans, a fuckton of laughter, and new matching tattoos. I've known Cabbie, as I call her, going on 30 years now, and I'm grateful … Continue reading Nunya

To begin with, I fit right in. I mean, this was my kind of party. And, in spite of the well defined title of the soiree, "A Party for Horrible People", this, my friends, was not a key party. Come to think of it, I don’t believe people are horrible for partaking in key parties, … Continue reading A Horrible Post

I mean, for reals. I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag - although, while that sounds applicable, I think the idiom is actually "fight your way out of a paper bag". I don't quite understand that one, but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with being directionally challenged. So. We'll … Continue reading Is It Just Me?

Last week I met a monk. I’d never met a monk before, and we became easy friends. Stephan was from France - Lyon, specifically. His name, by the way, is pronounced as I imagine the French pronounce it, to rhyme with Deaf Lawn. Although that doesn’t make sense at all and I’m certain the French … Continue reading Blaspheme Much?

So, I'm a vegetarian so this doesn't necessarily apply to me, I suppose. But guess what today is, guys?? Yup, National Pigs in Blanket Day! Wooo to the hoooo! Oh, that's right, and as well it's International Financial Independence Awareness Day. But, you know, who cares about financial independence??? But in the end, it's just … Continue reading Pigs in Blankets